Yo Mama ...

Here are a few of those classic 'Yo Mama Jokes' that everyone loves  :D

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order.

But seriously no disrespect to anyones mama, I'm sure yo mama ain't so bad...she would give you the hair off of her own back! :P